How to Get Kicked Off of Top Chef

Someone will have to "pack their knives and go."

I’m watching Top Chef again. Just like last time, I’m moaning that every season is the same. Apparently, the chef-testants don’t watch the previous seasons, because this year — just like all the rest — several have broken the show’s cardinal rules.

In honor of the show I love to hate, here are the top things I’ve learned to never do on Top Chef.

On Top Chef, never, ever:

10. Volunteer to be front of the house during the┬árestaurant wars episode. Yeah, the other cheftestants told you that you are a combination of┬ácharming and efficient — making you perfect for the job. That’s because they are smarter than you and know this role is the kiss of death.

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